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What Planet Are You On, Darling?
I ask because for the last few days, Beauteous Reader, I find myself on Telluride, a tiny planet about 222,000,000,000 miles east of Earth.
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August 2025

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What more can I say, my beloveds!
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Old Lady Has Announcement . . .
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An Aesthetically Political Beauty Question
Glamorous Reader, tell us:
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What COULDN'T . . .
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Fighting About How We Fight
WATCH OUT, BEAUTEOUS READER!!
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OH, DEAR!!
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shhhhhhhh . . . .
hit mute, baby.
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July 2025

Which One of You Bitches Is the Real E. Jean?
THE BEST BIOGRAPHIES (SO FAR) OF YOURS TRULY
Jul 16 • 
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So Long, Old Man!
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Who Is the Person in Your Life Who Helped Form the Spectacular Person You Are Today?
Watch now | Most Beauteous and Cynical Reader!
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Blurbing v. Boffing
Most Beauteous and Cunning Reader!
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