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Laura Dawson's avatar

LOL, zero. He does it all day every day. We know this. The question is, how long will it take for other Republicans to FUCKING LEAVE THE CULT. Because it is a cult. A death cult.

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Lauren's avatar

You beat me to it. If he's still breathing, he's making an ass of himself.

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Jena Ball's avatar

Truth

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Ken's avatar

--an ass of himself and of the whole country, frankly

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Al Keim's avatar

There's a sense that Frank is tired of him as well.

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Carolyn A Wolfe's avatar

One nanosecond.

Congrats E. Jean!

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jacqueline's avatar

I couldn't agree more!! And not soon enough other Republicans to WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!

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Paula Brantner's avatar

He will probably defame you again on Lies Social any minute now.

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Jill Daniel's avatar

Lies Social is so good

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Patty Mooney's avatar

Wouldn't it be Lies Anti-Social?

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Paula Brantner's avatar

Sadly, the liars are all very social. Particularly on Xitter.

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Paula Brantner's avatar

I was so excited to see the news, E. Jean, for all the reasons, but I also am in the middle of your book right now, and had just gone down the rabbit hole to learn more about your Billy Idol interview. Google AI tells me: “The question links E. Jean Carroll with Billy Idol. There's no known direct connection or relationship between the two individuals. E. Jean Carroll is a journalist and author known for her work in publications like Elle and her legal case against Donald Trump. Billy Idol is a musician and singer. While both are public figures, their paths haven't crossed in any notable way documented in the public domain.” But then all the results prove the AI wrong, obviously.

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E. Jean Carroll's avatar

AI is a brilliant help to human kind. But. Sometimes it gets stuff wrong, as we all are finding out every day, Paula!

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Phil M.'s avatar

Yes I agree. AI can be a great help, but it is being used by the wrong people right now. El0n Muck is a good example. He promotes the scare of an AI apocalypse. Then, simultaneously, makes the most powerful AI yet. Which coincidentally turned out to be a naz1.

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Paula Brantner's avatar

I do love though when Grok calls Musk out and recognizes how wrong he is about things. Not a shocker though that it spews hate.

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Paula Brantner's avatar

Really wrong! I hope Billy didn't direct that word at you personally, but was just using it as an all-purpose term like Brits are wont to do. I am seeing him next month, and have already seen him twice in the last couple of years, so I will be most upset if he was awful to you.

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Miranda Godwhit's avatar

Agreed : zero. Every minute of every day. My worry is that SCOTUS will (again and inexplicably) save his sorry old stinky ass. When I saw the subject line, my heart leapt for a second, thinking it meant he'd succumbed to the long deferred consequences of a junk food and soda diet. There, I said it.

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Nancy's avatar

Yeah, I'm with you. Sorry, not a bit sorry.

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Cherae Stone's avatar

From your lips. . . 👄

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Miranda Godwhit's avatar

absolutely : not sorry at all

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LizS's avatar

May I and to your causes of death? And the pure malice that rots his soul...

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Jennifer Keen's avatar

I can hear his Whiney Simpering Infantile Narcissistic Pathetic Blubbering all the way from the White House as I write this. I hope he dies in a fit of apoplexy with mad dog foam spewing from his putrid chicken anus mouth.

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Jude's avatar

You go,Girl!

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A doc reads's avatar

We need to get that on film record, then blast it over every outlet possible.

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

Speaking of an anus mouth, has anyone ever noticed how Conold’s neck looks like a shaved vulva with an orange spray tan? Look closely at his blubbery neck the next time you see his ugly face. You’ll see what I mean 😂 BTW I hate the orange Fucker!

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A doc reads's avatar

Aaaack!! Trying to erase that mind picture!!!

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Marilyn Z (she/her) 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈's avatar

Reaching for the eye bleach. 👀

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patti sepich's avatar

Yikes. I saw it once a few months ago. Frighteningly grotesque. Still not over it.

Not enough weed in the world

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

I hear ya sister, the orange dude is really gross. 🤢

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Paula Brantner's avatar

James Austin Johnson's impression of him on SNL shows that very well. I don't know what it takes to bunch up his neck skin like that but it is brilliantly executed!

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

How funny. I watch SNL all the time. I’ve never noticed it on James. The orange con man wears his tie too tight so his fat neck looks like Orange labia. It’s fucking hilarious to me 😂 Glad others have noticed it too

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Paula Brantner's avatar

https://abcnews4.com/news/entertainment/a-new-trump-snls-johnson-attracts-attention-for-mimicry

shows it well. And yes, it looks exactly on DJT as you described it.

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

Oh man, the dude has labia too. If Conold has labia and a penis does that mean he can fuck himself? 🤣

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Paula Brantner's avatar

Doubtful, although that's an image I want to scrub from my brain immediately. Is that what you call a "mushroom cloud?"

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patti sepich's avatar

Preach!

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Caroline Grevelle's avatar

Congratulations, E Jean! 😀👋👋👋

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Perfectly Imperfect Lynne's avatar

On his next breath.

That man is truly a disgrace. How can he be allowed to run a country? Wake us all up from this bad dream.

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Pamela Tanton's avatar

Next half breath.

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Joseph Snow's avatar

Woke me up when he’s gone…

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Frances Evensen's avatar

Congratulations! Gives us all a bit of hope. To you and Robbie, thank you, ladies!

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Tara Dublin's avatar

He can’t help it because it’s his default setting

I love watching him lose to you soooo much 😂

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Lorraine Tilbury's avatar

+1 same here! congrats E.Jean!!!

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Elizabeth L's avatar

What a fantastic email to receive after such a stressful day! Thank you, E Jean, and your team!!!

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Philip Tramdack's avatar

Hard to say. I think it has to do mostly with when he needs a distraction to divert a dirty news cycle. Dershowitz coming out today with his little reveal that he has seen the clients list via his representation of Virginia Guiffre, right on the heels of Donald's vicious animal scream that this caper is OVER and he is MOVING ON is a signal that he may start stalking you, as a distraction. Rest assured that for us, your admirers and followers, you will never be a distraction! You are our hero.

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Hayden's avatar

There is a lot that is precious about people and things that we have to strive to protect from Trump. One thing we do not have to do is to protect Trump from himself.

The sooner America becomes terminally embarrassed by having him as president, the better.

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Italien's avatar

This is mahhhvelous dahling!!! He’s never stopped making an ass of himself. Perhaps one of his loyalists can come up with something extraordinary for this fantastic occasion!! It will have to be the most beautiful, very great and perfect ass-self-making! Whoot!! 🥳🥂

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Judy Katz's avatar

Mazeltov! E. Jean!

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Octavia Redwood's avatar

Since each day is a new "episode" to be "produced" - he sees us not as citizens but as audience members, he will soon be on Truth Social or call in somehow and ramble on in an insincere, performative way; so I'd guess at least twice since you posed the question!

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Ken's avatar

Every minute he is alive.

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Tracy's avatar

If & when someone dares to tell him, yesterday!

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