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How Do You Brag, My Blushing Darling?
Sly and Beauteous Reader! Do you ever swagger? The far-famed Conflab is the fairest of the fair. Y’all are stuffed with such talent, wit, beauty…
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A Deep Question
Immortal and Exquisite Reader! If your life is being issued in installments… 1. What are the titles of the previous installments of your life? 2. What…
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In Praise of Boobs
Luscious and Opulent Reader!
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March 2024

Noooooooooooooo Regrets, Baby!
Dissolute, Foolish, Wild, Headstrong, Beauteous Readers!
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UPDATE: Hair Photo from Breakfast
Blueberries! Coffee! Leftover Magnolia Cupcakes!
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My Gawd! Your Hair Is FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s your trick?
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To Meat or Not to Meat?
Beauteous and Bountiful Reader! Do You Eat a Plant-based diet? Or Are You a Meat-eater?
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What Planet Are You On?
WHAT’S YOUR SIGN? Most Beauteous and Eminent Reader! Of course you don’t believe for one minute in astrology (the doctor who plucked you from the womb…
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SURPRISE!
Trump just posted a bond to the stupendous amount of of $91,600,000.
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February 2024

What Would YOU Do with $83,000,000???
WEIRDLY…… One year ago today, I asked “What Would You Do With a Million Bucks?” O! The Conflab was glorious! Each comment was hotter, flashier, deeper…
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Honey, You're History
Vivid and Restless Reader! Four weeks ago, the smartest team of attorneys in America dealt such a blow to a snorting and farting walrus....
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The One That Got Away
Flirtatious and Faithful Reader! Ornament of your sex! Cast your mind back and recall your amorous triumphs. . . . . Are you casting your mind back…
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