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Peerless Reader! How Do You Keep Your Choppers Pearly White?

Mar 21

Fire-Eating Reader! Look at this letter. Dear E. Jean: Is it uncool to wear short skirts at my age? I'm beginning to notice other women giving me these up-and-down looks and glancing at me rather nastily...

Mar 17

In a SCORCHING denial, the Court explains all the reasons why Trump can't sue me for speaking up!

Mar 12, 2022

This is brilliant. I’m shilly-shallying by asking how YOU are shilly-shallying, and, as shilly-shallying is one of the great arts, come on! Let’s hear how ya do it!

Mar 15

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When They Make the Movie of Your Life………. And They Will, They WILL Make a Movie of Your Life— What Actor, Living or Dead, Will Play You?

Mar 10

Dear E. Jean: I've been wrestling with a situation for some time now and things just seem to be getting worse instead of better. I don't really know…

Mar 6

Darling! What Makes You Lose Your Sh*t?

Mar 3

Peerless Reader! If ever your advice was needed, it’s needed today! Here’s a letter from a woman who can’t go on living because she hates the way she…

Feb 28

It’s Not a Novel Thought——But What Would You Do With a Million Bucks?

Feb 22

Dear E. Jean, A couple years ago my husband and I were on “the vacation of a lifetime” in London, England. We did all the normal touristy things, and…

Feb 17

Tell us...does it include football?

Feb 12

Peerless and Faithful Reader! To celebrate the nearly two years of Ask E. Jean on Substack and the brilliance of the Conflab——the most rambunctious…

Feb 9

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