Winner!!
Lively and Daring Reader!
Have you ever won a contest? What did you do to win it? And what prize did you win—a ribbon? A trophy? A plaque? A check? A kiss?
I once entered, as you may recall, a Cheerio’s contest and won a Lone Ranger Outfit—Hat, Six Guns, Silver Bullets and all! (The winner received a white horse).
So before I announce the winner of the BIG HUGE MASSIVE COLOSSAL INCREDIBLY FABULOUS ADVICE CONTEST, tell us:
Have you ever won a contest?
What feat did you perform to win it?
What was your prize?
Speaking of winning . . .
IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE!
IT WAS UNTHINKABLE!
IT WAS UN-DO-ABLE!
Really, I didn’t believe anyone could pull it off—not even the most perspicacious members of the Conflab.
We had three anonymous correspondents with three knotty questions, and to win this contest, quick-witted competitors had to write one answer—in 27 words or less—that solved …
Keep reading with a 7-day free trial
Subscribe to Ask E. Jean to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.