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Elon - a heart

Bobbie Jr. - a brain

Bob - courage

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BRILLIANT!!

BRILLIANT!!

BRILLIANT!!

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Thank you!

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That's exactly what I thought:)

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That’s EXACTLY what I was going to say!!

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I couldn't have said it better.

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My immediate thought as well.

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Elon--Bankruptcy (financial version of many lumps of coal)

RFK Jr.baby--measles, long-term covid, pneumonia, polio

Iger (a/k/a the Cowardly Lion)--a new pair of balls to replace the ones he currently has that have shriveled up and died.

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Well done, Audrey! I hope Santa is listening!

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Hah - all quite fitting.

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The best present would be to wake up and find out the last 6 weeks were just a nightmare and not real. Other than that, strong resistance the next 4 years.

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Elon - a vasectomy

RFK Jr - a four plus year vacation in Haiti

Bob - the sale of ABC to The Onion

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SO apt! So well chosen, Sandy!

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Hah! Love it.

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Dickens classic. Visits from Ghosts of Christmas. Past, Present and Future

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BRAVO, Gordon!

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Good one 😊

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Oooo yes.

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A free rocket trip to outer space that gets lost and never comes back.

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Elon: the gift of selflessness - he donates all his 2024 profits to feed the hungry

Bobby: the gift of selflessness - he admits that he is motivated by his need for adulation and then has an epiphany and leaves

Bob Iger: the gift of selflessness - he donates all of his 2024 profits to house the homeless

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I won't get done loving this idea, Nancy!

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You’re very kind.

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Ha! None of them have the empathy to do that.

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The gift of karma would be nice.

Otherwise? Each needs a heart, soul and brain. Alas, I'm not sure even Santa can provide that....I also don't want Santa to go near them or any trumper.

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Excellent thought, Lauren! Santa should not

go anywhere in these boys vicinity.

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Misread the post. For those guys, a lot of coal. And measles.

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Heeeeee! Michele!

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You got it!!!

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Ah Michele, my my, oh my, my myself, I see my self my me…..me.

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They all need to have permanent boners that can't be fixed so they walk around with it all the time so we can laugh and humiliate them with their own manhood!

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HAR!!!!!

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Ha ha ha

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For E-Loon: A one-way sleigh ride to the North Pole of another planet in another galaxy without a space ship to go back!

For RF--ck: To have his head of worms cloaked in a nest of hungry eaglets -- who all have bird flu!

For Bob: To be exiled to a Twilight Zone island of a million internet videos, books and newspapers ... without WiFi!

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Extremely inventive, J. Rose!

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Thank you, E. Jean... Your creativity and humor are infectious!

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"E-Loon" - I love that !

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😜

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😆

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Honestly if I said I would probably get arrested! For me I just want them to go away .

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"Going away" is wonderful, Sandra!

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Herpes and hemorroids.

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Also, the shingles

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How about we reengineer Viagra, so when a man takes it his penis gets smaller and his nose grows???

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Excellent idea

Early warning ⛔️ signs for women to avoid these wankers

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Has there ever been a case of Shingles on a man’s penis? Now, that would really be good.

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Oh….Oh….good one!

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Thanks Zee Zee

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I want Santa to bring common sense to all who are agonizing over how we lost our democracy.

We’re not at these dudes’ mercy merely due to their money. We’re here due to our corrupt schools, which trashed or silenced called-to-teach teachers because they no longer fit. Corruption is incompatible with spiritual callings.

The ultra wealthy have always stood ready to take whatever they can. We are a bell curve of souls ranging from selfless to selfish despite our wealth. With so many in the middle of that curve possessing both good and evil, it takes little for the selfish to lure them. Without great teachers helping people learn why the law - codified morality, the essence of democracy - makes sense, it doesn’t make sense to enough people anymore.

Once we began disrespecting truth and the principles of democracy we lost our way as a society and it’s become who can grab more rather than how can we stop the urge to grab. If it were only the money this would have happened long ago. It’s because the people who controlled the grabbing - great teachers - are no longer respected. We lost our balance.

We were blessed with great teachers so a shift toward evil wouldn’t happen. They were our balancers. When administrators trashed them, they trashed this society and until you figure this out, insist on an investigation and obliteration of this corruption so we can repopulate the great teachers, this is as good as it gets.

Furthermore, once exposed, these truths would help us retake the schools by having good people run for school boards. This won’t happen if people continue to believe schools are not reformable. They’re intentionally made dysfunctional by puppet boards that often are clueless that they’re puppets! Our best and perhaps only path for saving democracy won’t happen as long as the great teachers have no voice.

Give us a voice and we can make a difference. Listen to a podcast of five of us at WhiteChalkCrime.com Listen to us explain why we have school

shootings. We know why.

Why can’t we go viral? That’s what you must ask. It’s time good people went Kardashian! I do believe that Trump is so evil he’s going to make people finally listen to us. I do believe in silver linings.

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Karen, I like your comment so very well that, some time later, when I ring back in to share an article I offered to share with E. Jean. Thank you for your thoughtfulness.

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SILVER LININGS! YES, KAREN!

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Possibly some humility and self-reflection? Along with the stockings full of coal.

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HUMILITY!!!!!!!!

Excellente, Ms. Scott!

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To: Elon

From: Santa

A BillionaireBunkerXperience™️.

Using AI to convince him there’s been some sort of apocalyptic global event, making sure he’s with his mother, Maye, the two of them hide in a bunker forever. He thinks he’s outsmarted certain annihilation by burying himself miles underground, and spends eternity with his crazy mother, and we go on to live our own best, joyful lives.

To: Bobby Jr.

From: Santa

Polio, and a warm glass of raw milk.

To: Bob

From: Santa

A knee pad and some chapstick.

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AGED raw milk!

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Stupendous!!!!!!

The knee pad nearly killed me, Kim B!

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