What 3 Things Would You Tell a 21 year-old Woman About Men, Sex, and Life?

The Saturday Ask E. Jean

The Daily Quagmire

Before I was fired from Elle, the Ask E. Jean advice column solved five or six problems each month. Now, just for the Queenhell fun of it, we’re solving a problem every day—and like the famous New York Times crossword, as the week goes on, the problems get harder, juicier, slippier, and knottier.

And here’s Saturday’s Philosophic classic:

The 3 Things Every 21-Year Old Woman Should Know