The Girl With The Gobs of Money

The Not-So-Daily Quagmire

Before I was fired from Elle, the Ask E. Jean advice column solved five or six problems each month. Now, just for the Queenhell fun of it, we’re solving a problem every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday—and like the famous New York Times crossword, as the week goes on, the problems get harder.

Today we’ve got a rich girl-bitching classic.

She’s Rich as Hell and She’s Not Going to Take It Anymore!