So a Strange Thing Happened . . .

Today I was going to announce the “Slimeball of the Month.” Nominations had been hailing down since Sunday—each funnier and more foul than the last—and I was following along and chuckling . . . Matt Gaetz, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Mitch McConnell, Tucker Carlson, Ted Cruz, “the KKK,” “The White Male CEO” . . . and the Muses were just picking up their little bullwhips and flogging everyone for fresher, weirder nominations . . . the President of Brazil, Mrs. Mike Pompeo, J.K. Rowling . . . when a woman who goes by the hopeful name of ArrestTrumpNow3, stepped up and nominated “My neighbor— Slimeball of the Decade: 55 year old 350 pound pedophile psychopath who came after my 2 teen foster girls.” 

Her Substack photo is her daughter who committed suicide after the neighbor sexually abused her. She went on: “Lives across the street. Ended up having to get permanent restraining orders so he put a chair at the end of his driveway for an entire summer so every time we came in or out of our ho…