SLIMEBALL

Hello, Everybody!

Thank you for leaping to my side after I posted Carroll v Trump. Your warm response, plus several skillet-fulls of fried potatoes, have soothed my savage breast.

But I’ve been thinking: Trump is not the only person on the planet. So I hereby open up Nominations for “Slimeball of the Month.”

It can be a woman, a man, a politician, a bad cop, a CEO of a company that dumps chemicals into rivers—so many, many hideous possibilities.

It will not be fun for us to select just one, I know. But if we feel ill, we can all simply bend over and put our heads between our knees and the putrid feeling will pass. If it helps, you can add a good deed you personally performed today.

Later this week I’ll post the “Slimeball of the Month” edition. Now, send me your nominations and let’s go! —-Ravishing Regards, E. Jean