POOP
Peerless Reader! Vizier of the Eternal Marble! How Do You Keep Regular?
Do you stay on a schedule? Or do you just make a run for it? What about laxatives? Bananas? Books? Magazines? Sit ups? 32 glasses of warm water? What’s your secret?
BONUS
Do You Get Your Best Ideas on the Toilet?
And now let us praise the most valiant and elegant pooper in history: Michel de Montaigne. Did he die like Elvis on the toilet? NEVER!
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