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Peerless Reader! Vizier of the Eternal Marble! How Do You Keep Regular?

Do you stay on a schedule? Or do you just make a run for it? What about laxatives? Bananas? Books? Magazines? Sit ups? 32 glasses of warm water? What’s your secret?

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Do You Get Your Best Ideas on the Toilet?

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And now let us praise the most valiant and elegant pooper in history: Michel de Montaigne. Did he die like Elvis on the toilet? NEVER!

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