Peerless Reader! Vizier of the Eternal Marble! How Do You Keep Regular?
Do you stay on a schedule? Or do you just make a run for it? What about laxatives? Bananas? Books? Magazines? Sit ups? 32 glasses of warm water? What’s your secret?
Do You Get Your Best Ideas on the Toilet?
And now let us praise the most valiant and elegant pooper in history: Michel de Montaigne. Did he die like Elvis on the toilet? NEVER!
E. Jean figures that if the great Michel de Montaigne, the sublime philosopher of the French Renaissance, can continually write about pooping, the Ask E. Jean CONFLAB—which is every bit old Mike’s equal in the giving of advice—can flap our gums about pooping. If you’d like to join our little rabble, receive new posts, and help advise our correspondents, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.
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Word of disclaimer: I am not trying to virtue signal!! You do you! But since I've switched to a mostly plant based diet I've gone to poop heaven. Regular as the atomic clock. Now, about that heated toilet seat and bidet - LIFE ALTERING ❤️
A recent NYC indicator event really seemed to help a lot..