The Teeth-Whitening Alone Is Enough to Kill All Joy in Life!!
But the teeth-whitening, PLUS the nose hair-plucking and toe-nail clipping COMBINED with the soul-strangling, brain-slaughtering round-the-clock face cream-slathering may just be the end of me!
Pearly and Pulchritudinous Reader!
You are a person of prime quality! What maintenance do you loathe?
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