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Maintenance---UGH!!

Maintenance---UGH!!

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E. Jean Carroll
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The Teeth-Whitening Alone Is Enough to Kill All Joy in Life!!

But the teeth-whitening, PLUS the nose hair-plucking and toe-nail clipping COMBINED with the soul-strangling, brain-slaughtering round-the-clock face cream-slathering may just be the end of me!

Pearly and Pulchritudinous Reader!

You are a person of prime quality! What maintenance do you loathe?

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Oh, yes, yes, yes. Ask E. Jean Readers know we’re lucky to even HAVE teeth to whiten and noses to pluck…. and, in fact, Ask E. Jean Readers have an abundance of charm and PERFECTION….and the only maintenance needed is becoming a free or paid subscriber.

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