Maintenance---UGH!!
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The Teeth-Whitening Alone Is Enough to Kill All Joy in Life!!
But the teeth-whitening, PLUS the nose hair-plucking and toe-nail clipping COMBINED with the soul-strangling, brain-slaughtering round-the-clock face cream-slathering may just be the end of me!
Pearly and Pulchritudinous Reader!
You are a person of prime quality! What maintenance do you loathe?
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Maintenance---UGH!!
Whiskers! No one ever warned me about them and I don't remember seeing any of my female family members plucking or shaving. I now have tweezers in my car and in my purse. I always see them when I'm in the car on my way somewhere. Now I just sit outside in my car every few days and pluck away and the sun lights them up. My husband knows that if I'm ever in a coma he has to have someone come and pluck my whiskers 2x a week.
OMG! Yes! I got a chipped tooth fixed, ordered new contacts and glasses, getting a legion frozen off my face next week, getting vertigo issue resolved, going through PT for a broken leg and having surgery for breast cancer in October. This maintenance stuff is getting out of hand! Hope yours goes well too! IT IS A LOT! 😂