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Speaking of "Just a Minute," here is the full list of the 850 books that Texas is thinking of banning. Lately, I seem to be getting my reading lists from the Conflab, so I thought I'd share.

https://static.texastribune.org/media/files/94fee7ff93eff9609f141433e41f8ae1/krausebooklist.pdf?_ga=2.11573559.2091958781.1635513476-272773625.1635513476

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Why do people waste money on psychics?

Everyone is their own best psychic to consult, and it's free!

We all have that primitive instinct innate in us to just "know things".

We are all able to sense things that will happen to us. Like the"hair on your neck standing up" thing. That feeling in the gut. It's pretty spot on.

I like mine. It yells at me. I sometimes have to tell it to "shut up because I'm busy and that's tomorrow or next month! Let me pay my rent now, okay?"

That guy feeling and sense is something you can know yourself.

I have a streak of knowing things sometimes.

It's not magic or needs to be addressed by an outsider claiming to be able to crawl into your soul and save you, or enlighten you.

YOU are YOUR best psychic. Just listen to your gut. Or tell it to shut up like I do when it's annoying and not imminent within minutes of happening 😉

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As long as their hearts meet and understand each other's heart language, I don't see why it wouldn't work. Or am I missing something here?

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Nov 10, 2021Liked by E. Jean Carroll

Your witty & wise rejoinders are just as engaging in yr dulcet tones as they are in print. I’d meet you for a cocktail or cup o’tea anytime.

anywhere, my distant sistah! You are FABULOUS.

Your “Foreign” fantasizer sounds like she imagines an ACCENT will lift her libido, but it’s really going nowhere if she’s actually bored with HERSELF. No exotic creatures should be harmed in her search for superficial quixotic delights. The packaging, once removed, will reveal that a cup is a cup …and while half full is just as equally half empty in any language.

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Ms High Hopes leaves me wondering why she needs the blessings of a stranger to fulfill the prophecy of a stranger that she will one day marry—-a stranger! (Slang for foreigner, you know). “High” has been In and out of love for reasons she does not reveal—I’m guessing she’s a magical thinker who tends to believe the grass is greener elsewhere, but doesn’t quite know who/what she’s looking/hoping for—Prince Charming. Mysterious Stranger, Mr. Goodbar?

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Too true!! All men are foreigners. The best advice there is.

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I’m laughing too hard...😂😂😂

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And a psychic told me I'd love it. xo

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Vagina T. Fireball the Cat! 😍😍😍

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Hello, hello, hello dear. Fate loves the fearless indeed.

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A morsel of wisdom from E. Jean, satisfying and delicious. Thank you!

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Nov 9, 2021Liked by E. Jean Carroll

As one who plays up his exotic, mysterious Canadian heritage, I approve in general the principle of waiting for a foreigner.

But in the meantime, if you come across an interesting domestic? You can always travel to Paris and both be foreigners together.

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Nov 9, 2021Liked by E. Jean Carroll

Fate loves the fearless, perhaps, but why?? On a different note (pun intended…) the musical notes of Scott Joplin….do you like:enjoy his music or—was it simply handy as musical background cushioning? I ask, because actually he hails from this area (Texarkana). An event was just held this past Saturday Nov. 6th. On yet another, different note (pun unintended….)—I’ve a matter that I’ve been pondering regarding my background aka parental family histories and things unknown/untold.

I hope you are game in reading what I’ll be emailing you (haven’t composed or emailed it yet…).

Best regards, Loma

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Nov 9, 2021Liked by E. Jean Carroll

Yes, they're all foreigners, obvious, once you said it. I laughed so loud my cats gave me the eye.

Mars/Venus or cosmic joke?

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Hahahahaha...All Men are INDEED Foreigners. Nuff said. Loved it. Still laughing...went and got some tea...still snickering....that was a good one Auntie E. Thank you.

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