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I Woke Up In the Wrong Bed

I Woke Up In the Wrong Bed

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May 30, 2021
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The Daily Quagmire

Before I was fired from Elle, the Ask E. Jean advice column solved five or six problems each month. Now, just for the Queenhell fun of it, we’re solving a problem every day—and like the famous New York Times crossword, as the week goes on, the problems get harder, juicier, slippier, and knottier.

And here’s the Sunday classic:

I Want To Do the Right Thing—I Just Wish I Knew What the Right Thing Was

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