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The Tuesday Ask E. Jean

The Daily Quagmire

Hail, darlings! Before I was fired from Elle, the Ask E. Jean advice column solved five or six problems each month. Now, just for the Queenhell fun of it, we’re solving a problem every day—and like the famous New York Times crossword, as the week goes on, the problems get harder, juicier, slippier, and knottier.

And now, here’s a classic for your Tuesday’s Q:

Why Won’t He Throw Me on the Bed and Have His Way With Me?