How Do You Brag, My Blushing Darling?
Sly and Beauteous Reader!
Do you ever swagger?
The far-famed Conflab is the fairest of the fair. Y’all are stuffed with such talent, wit, beauty, courage, vigor and brilliance that the bragging should never stop! But ….
1. Why don’t you brag when you could brag your jaws off?
2. Do you even know how to showboat?
3. When was the last time you tooted your own horn? What was it about? Ha! We’re all gonna FORCE you to brag here!
4. Did you once brag more than you do now? Or…..has the aging process given you the confidence to crow like a crazed banshee and more power to ya!
And….my little brag? TIME magazine just bestowed upon yours truly the STAGGERINGLY GREAT honor of being named to the TIME100—The 100 Most Influential People of 2024
This is a tribute to every survivor in the country.
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