Ask E. Jean's Dunce of the Day

The Wednesday Ask E. Jean

You will find the Dunce of the Day after the Ask E. Jean question

The Daily Quagmire

Before I was fired from Elle, the Ask E. Jean advice column solved five or six problems each month. Now, just for the Queenhell fun of it, we’re solving a problem every day—and like the famous New York Times crossword, as the week goes on, the problems get harder, juicier, slippier, and knottier.

And here’s Wednesday’s classic:

Woman Turns Fiancé into Helpless Dweeb