You god of Olympus!
Agile and Swift Reader!!
You deserve cheers. You deserve hurrahs. But for what event do you deserve Olympic Gold?
Running? Fencing? Rowing? Sticking a witty riposte? Wrestling your bangs till they lie perfectly straight? Squashing the grins off Republicans? What’s your event?
And as a bonus, tell us what “uniform” you wear when competing in your personal gold medal event?
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