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WIN TEA WITH E. JEAN!!

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E. Jean Carroll
Jul 21, 2023
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This Is a Contest!!

It’s the exciting, gorgeous, hilarious Ask E. Jean version of The New Yorker’s Cartoon Caption Competition.

The winner gets “Tea & Cupcakes with E. Jean”—a zoom tea-party!

Ready?

I’m gonna give you the ANSWER, Peerless and Beauteous Reader. And then you are gonna imagine the QUESTION posed by the letter-writer that prompted my answer.

You can write a long, heart-breaking letter posing the question…..or an angry short letter……or a frantic love-sick note composed of lots of swearing. You can load your letter with telling details, or keep it to a couple of lines.

Whoever comes up with the best, most inventive letter that would elicit the answer wins.

Ready? Here’s the answer:

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