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What's Your Favorite Soup?

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What's Your Favorite Soup?

E. Jean Carroll
Oct 7, 2022
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Runnnnnn Get the Ladle, My Loves!

It warms you when you’re cold…cools you when you’re hot…fills you when you’re famished, calms you when you’re cranky…soothes you when you’re sick . . . . .

But First, Let’s Get the Big Question Out of the Way:

Are you a crackers or croutons person?

And . . . do you drop the crackers/croutons into your soup one at a time so they don’t get soggy? Or are you the impetuous type who throws the whole lot into the bowl and digs in?

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Now Tuck Your Napkins Under Chins and Let’s Slurp!!

  1. Rank your top three favorite soups:

  2. What was your favorite soup growing up?

  3. Have you ever created a fabulously brilliant soup? What are the ingredients?

  4. Is there any soup you don’t like?

  5. Is your current sex life brothy? Chunky? or Pureed?

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Kay Tee Kerman
Oct 7, 2022Liked by E. Jean Carroll

Tomato soup and neither crackers with croutons. HOMEMADE. Three ingredients: one onion, tomatos, and butter. Fry it up and put it in the vitamix. Good crusty bread with salted butter to dunk. Ahhh feelin hungry. Can you tell I am a fan of butter?

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Tracy
Oct 7, 2022·edited Oct 7, 2022Liked by E. Jean Carroll

Three top soups?

Lentil, New England Clam Chowder & Corn Chowder. No crackers in my soup.

Favorite growing up?

Chicken Noodle

Created?

My Chicken Stoup, to thick to be a soup, too thin to be a stew.

Stew an entire Chicken in cheese cloth (easier to catch all the bones & skin), add chicken broth to the existing water, after chicken is cooled & separated, add. Simmer longer, add celery, carrots & onions, spices, when almost done pour in Acini Di Pepe, right before serving still in fresh baby spinach.

Don't like?

Tomato, never have.

Sex Life?

Hahahahahaa! After my husband passed, covid hit & I live in Redville, I'm too liberal or so I've been told. Problem's not with me 😉

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