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What's Your Favorite Soup?

What's Your Favorite Soup?

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E. Jean Carroll
Oct 07, 2022
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Runnnnnn Get the Ladle, My Loves!

It warms you when you’re cold…cools you when you’re hot…fills you when you’re famished, calms you when you’re cranky…soothes you when you’re sick . . . . .

But First, Let’s Get the Big Question Out of the Way:

Are you a crackers or croutons person?

And . . . do you drop the crackers/croutons into your soup one at a time so they don’t get soggy? Or are you the impetuous type who throws the whole lot into the bowl and digs in?

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Now Tuck Your Napkins Under Chins and Let’s Slurp!!

  1. Rank your top three favorite soups:

  2. What was your favorite soup growing up?

  3. Have you ever created a fabulously brilliant soup? What are the ingredients?

  4. Is there any soup you don’t like?

  5. Is your current sex life brothy? Chunky? or Pureed?

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And meanwhile, Attentive Readers, the surgery went excellently!

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