What's the Last Argument You Won??

Wry and Marvelous Reader,

1. The last flap you had—how did you win it?

With your wit? With beauty? Your charm?

2. Who was your ruckus with?

Your dog? Your bank? Your lover? Your mother? Yourself? Who?

3. Are you an argumentative person?

Or do you go out of your way to avoid a hassle?

My last argument? It was yesterday in the historic courtroom of the United States Court of Appeals, 2nd Circuit. Trump was asking the panel of three judges to overturn the verdict of the unanimous federal jury in the first trial of Carroll v. Trump.

John Sauer argued for Trump.

Robbie Kaplan argued for me. She was dazzling! She proceeded to chop, sterilize and bake Trump, Sauer and two-tables-full of Trump lawyers into mincemeat. It took ten minutes. It was a tour-de-force! Here is the audio!