What's the Dumbest Thing YOU Did Lately?

Because I Was Recently Very, Very Dumb. So the Question Is:

Last night, I balanced on the rim of toilet (dumb) to put some towels on a very high shelf (very dumb) lost my balance, and, with my arms wind-milling like mad, I fell backwards into the shower.

If the dog beds had not been in the bath tub (don’t ask) I would have broken up like a box of Pick-up Sticks.

So, My Dear Conflabbians, Have You Been Dumber Than Me Lately?

The Scene of the Crime: The Toilet. I had raised the lid. I was balancing with one leg on the left rim, aiming at the shelf which is high, high above the picture on the wall.