Prognosticating and Pulchritudinous Reader!
You may be good at predicting what’ll happen with fashion, art, and politics in 2024, but how good are you at predicting what you’ll accomplish—how you’ll look? What you’ll create? Who you’ll meet? What you’ll rebel against? Who you’ll vote for? How you’ll care for mother Earth?
So………step up! Make your predictions, O clear-sighted Conflabbian! Next year we’ll see how close you came to foretelling your fate.
Me? I predict I’ll invent something that nobody’s thought of, but everybody needs.
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