What Planet Are You On?

WHAT’S YOUR SIGN?

Most Beauteous and Eminent Reader! Of course you don’t believe for one minute in astrology (the doctor who plucked you from the womb in the delivery room has had a greater “pull” on your future than Venus or Jupiter), but it would be gas to hear YOUR sign!

So tell us:

1. What sign are you?

2. Does the description fit you?

3. Have you ever had a reading?

4. How did it turn out? Right? Or Wrong?

I’m asking because—weirdly—Christopher Renstrom, the astrologer, nailed me.