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What Do You Have Too Much Of?

What Do You Have Too Much Of?

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Sep 06, 2023
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Glamorous & Immoderate Reader!

With what munificence are you over-blessed?

Too many shoes? Sweaters? Lipsticks? 38 different kinds of salt? Do you possess too many secrets? Do you carry too magnificent an ass? Do you hog too many $18 shampoos, weird extension cords, old boxes which will be perfect for something? Bountiful Reader! What are you absolutely crawling with?

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