Glamorous & Immoderate Reader!
With what munificence are you over-blessed?
Too many shoes? Sweaters? Lipsticks? 38 different kinds of salt? Do you possess too many secrets? Do you carry too magnificent an ass? Do you hog too many $18 shampoos, weird extension cords, old boxes which will be perfect for something? Bountiful Reader! What are you absolutely crawling with?
Bonus Question
What don’t you have enough of?
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