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THE GREATEST TWO MINUTES IN PODCAST HISTORY!

THE GREATEST TWO MINUTES IN PODCAST HISTORY!

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E. Jean Carroll
Apr 21, 2022
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It was bigger than the Beatles in Shea Stadium!

More tantalizing than the Thrilla in Manila!

Secretariat winning the Triple Crown was nothin’ compared!

The crowd had gathered in frenzied excitement at 7pm…..Apple and Spotify were ready to receive the 60-minute show……..the Ask E. Jean podcast debuted …..and I couldn’t hear my guests! Now, as you know, I have plenty of my own fascinating problems which I could have discussed, like my extreme fear of numbers, but it would not have been half as entertaining as the Conflabbians yakking it up, solving problems and entertaining the world.

So this is just a little note to say how grateful I am you showed up to listen those two minutes, and I can’t wait to hear you call-in next week! Cuz Kathy Griffin just texted me:

“HELL YEAH! YOU’RE JUST GETTING US THIRSTY!”

So……now, if you don’t mind, please tell me about your flub-ups, foul-ups, muckheaps, and disasters which turned out great. It will make me feel better.

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