The Bachelor's List

Dear E. Jean:

I’m a 34-year old Internet entrepreneur and angel investor. Can you help me find a woman? What I’m looking for is a life partner — not the “mother of my children.” I don’t expect my partner to cook, clean, or do laundry. Anyone who aspires to be a housewife is automatically eliminated. The women I fall for typically intimidate men.

I suppose the easiest way to summarize what I’m looking for is to say that I’m seeking a smarter, hotter, younger, female version of myself (smile). I’m cognizant of the fact that ultimately I’ll fall in love with the woman and not the checklist. So without further ado, here’s the perfect girl for me:

-Out-of-this-world intelligent and passionate

-Ambitious and extremely independent, with eclectic and diverse interests

-NOT needy, high-maintenance, jealous or requiring constant attention (I suppose it goes with "extremely independent," but it's worth mentioning)

-Very adventurous—loves to backpack around China, for example

-Supersexual and sexually …