Only Very “Nice” Ask E. Jean Readers May Answer the Following Five Questions:
Santa stories are so entertaining because they reveal how wildly we’ve changed…….. and also how we’ve all stayed insanely the same, so without further ado . . .
Did you ever meet Mr. Claus? Did he land on your roof? Come down your chimney? If you didn’t have a chimney, how egggzactly did he break into your house on Christmas eve?
Do you recall what you asked the old chap to bring you?
Were you a good boy? A good girl? A good gender fluid, non-binary? And did Santa bring you what you dreamed of?
What is the most surprising thing you found under the tree on Christmas morning?
Do you still possess your marvelous childish imagination? Your belief in good things? Your trust that all will turn out merry and bright? Or, has the world pretty much strangled your childhood ideals?
Only Very, Very Naughty Readers May Answer These Five Questions:
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