Trump just posted a bond to the stupendous amount of $91,600,000.
Though the illustrious Robbie Kaplan (below) is strong enough to yank a golden toilet out of the floor at Trump Tower and toss it through the window, this bond saves Robbie the trouble of showing up with US Marshals on Monday to do so.
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