Rebel Rebel

Darling, Just Frickin' Own It!

Rebel in Embryo

First Communion. Sacrament of the Eucharist. I am eight. The nuns warn me over and over: “Do not chew the Baby Jesus! Do not chew the Baby Jesus!”

I am sick of the nuns’ yammering. I chew the Baby Jesus.

And Now…..Three Questions, My Kumquats: