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Jul 13, 2022
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Rebel in Embryo

First Communion. Sacrament of the Eucharist. I am eight. The nuns warn me over and over: “Do not chew the Baby Jesus! Do not chew the Baby Jesus!”

I am sick of the nuns’ yammering. I chew the Baby Jesus.

And Now…..Three Questions, My Kumquats:

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