Nobody Calls Me a F’cing B1thc!

Hail, darlings! Before I sued Donald Trump (and got fired from Elle), the Ask E. Jean advice column solved five problems a month in the magazine. Now, the personal is political. And just for the Queenhell fun of it, we’re solving dilemmas, poking bad men in the testicles, and cheering one another on!

Before we get to the querulous question sent via Twitter last night by a woman incinerated by her sister, I’d like to remind all subscribers that it is . . .

COCKTAIL TIME!

Day: Saturday! October 30th

Time: 4:30 ET

Dress: Wear a Halloween mask