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My Gawd! Your Hair Is FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

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E. Jean Carroll
Mar 24, 2024
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Most Comely Reader!

What’s your go-to hair style when you haven’t had time to wash your hair, set your hair, look at your hair, think of your hair, and you’re in no mood to frickin’ mood to deal with your hair, but you gotta look good—what’s your trick?

Me. I’m meeting friends for breakfast at 10 am! That’s 37-minutes and I still gotta get dressed——BUT THE HAIR?! GIVE A GURRRRRL SOME IDEAS PLEASE!!!!!

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Ask E. Jean’s readers have the best hair in America, cuz we don’t give too flying figs if people think our hair is too big or too high or two short or too long or too straight or too curly BUT I GOTTA LOOK HUMAN AT THIS BREAKFAST! To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.

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