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My Gawd! Your Hair Is FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

My Gawd! Your Hair Is FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

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E. Jean Carroll
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Most Comely Reader!

What’s your go-to hair style when you haven’t had time to wash your hair, set your hair, look at your hair, think of your hair, and you’re in no mood to frickin’ mood to deal with your hair, but you gotta look good—what’s your trick?

Me. I’m meeting friends for breakfast at 10 am! That’s 37-minutes and I still gotta get dressed——BUT THE HAIR?! GIVE A GURRRRRL SOME IDEAS PLEASE!!!!!

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