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Ma & Pa

Ma & Pa

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Peerless and Beauteous Reader! Heir of Fortune! Heiress of Brilliance!

Elvis Presley and his parents, Vernon and Gladys Presley.

TELL US WHO YOU ARE

1. What traits did you inherit from your ma?

2. What traits did you inherit from your pa?

3. What traits did you inherit from the extra terrestrial who came from an alien civilization far, far away?

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Ask E. Jean traces her bloodlines back through Dear Abby, Duke Ellington, Jane Austen, Captain Cook, Catherine the Great, Genghis Khan and Lady Godiva. Also, E. Jean is your great aunt. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.

Ladies and Gentleman! May I introduce my grandmother, the illustrious Lenore McKinney—school teacher and wife of the Police Chief of Lima, Ohio.

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