Dear E. Jean:
Recently I found myself having feelings for a guy I dated briefly a few years ago in college. At the time I was interested in someone else and didn’t feel “the spark.” But College Guy and I just reconnected, and here are the reasons I really think we can make this work:
🔥My family loves him
🔥He’s funny
🔥He’s interesting
🔥He’s passionate
🔥He’s cute
🔥He’s great with kids
The problem? He has a small 🍆. (We hooked up at school, though I never went as far as testing it out.)
🔥He does, however, have a great ass!
I’m a girl who really loves sex. Any advice on how to proceed? Or—Will I Be Sexually Frustrated?
Frust, My Eggplant Emoji Instigator:
If this chap has a big 🧠, he knows how to wield his little 🍆 to set your 😻on fire. If he does not know, 238 million lesbians can give him 💡💡💡 which don’t require a 🍆.
Ravishing regards,
E. Aubergine Carroll
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