Learning to 🥰 the🤏🍆

Our Sunday Sacrilege

Dear E. Jean:

Recently I found myself having feelings for a guy I dated briefly a few years ago in college. At the time I was interested in someone else and didn’t feel “the spark.” But College Guy and I just reconnected, and here are the reasons I really think we can make this work:

🔥My family loves him

🔥He’s funny

🔥He’s interesting

🔥He’s passionate

🔥He’s cute

🔥He’s great with kids

The problem? He has a small 🍆. (We hooked up at school, though I never went as far as testing it out.)

🔥He does, however, have a great ass!

I’m a girl who really loves sex. Any advice on how to proceed? Or—Will I Be Sexually Frustrated?

Frust, My Eggplant Emoji Instigator:

If this chap has a big 🧠, he knows how to wield his little 🍆 to set your 😻on fire. If he does not know, 238 million lesbians can give him 💡💡💡 which don’t require a 🍆.

Ravishing regards,

E. Aubergine Carroll