Joyce Vance and E. Jean! The Greatest Conversation Since Clarence Darrow Interviewed the Monkey

My Most Beauteous and Forgiving Reader,

Brave Joyce Vance, the fabled former United States Attorney, TV Legal Correspondent, Sisters-in-Law Podcaster, Substack Star, Knitter, Chicken-Raiser, and Dear Friend, was so heroic as to instruct me (at the crack of dawn from her bed) in the mysteries of Substack LIVE.

THEN . . . At 11:55 a.m. I slathered on the kohl eyeliner….and BOOM Joyce launched us into a new world.

But did Joyce ask me the questions I had texted her before we started????

INTERVIEWER QUESTIONS FOR YAKKING WITH E. JEAN CARROLL

1. E. Jean, why is Joyce Vance so wildly intelligent?

2. E. Jean, will Joyce Vance continue to grow more beautiful or has she reached such an apex of beauty it is humanly impossible to become any more dazzling.

3. E. Jean, why is Joyce Vance not sitting on the Supreme Court?

NO. JOYCE DID NOT ASK THOSE QUESTIONS.

BAH.

I had to answer the questions she wanted to ask!!

Really!