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JOY! JOY! JOY! JOY! JOY! AND GREAT HEAVENS TO BETSY!

JOY! JOY! JOY! JOY! JOY! AND GREAT HEAVENS TO BETSY!

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Peerless Reader! Hark! Here’s the woman who’s proven that Donald Trump can’t tell lies, untruths, whoppers, fibs, fictions, fables, or flapdoodle with impunity.

She did it for the country. She did it for you. Ok. OK, she’s not the first to try, but she’s the first to succeed—to seize Donald Trump by his collar, and hold him accountable by the American judicial system. She’s done it! Now she and I have to decide what we’re gonna do next.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Robbie Kaplan! The lead attorney who just won Carroll v. Trump!

And, don’t ya just know, no two people on earth have as much fun in the MSNBC Hair-and-Makeup Room as Robbie and me! And don’t we look good on Rachel? Here’s the clip!

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