Peerless Reader! Hark! Here’s the woman who’s proven that Donald Trump can’t tell lies, untruths, whoppers, fibs, fictions, fables, or flapdoodle with impunity.
She did it for the country. She did it for you. Ok. OK, she’s not the first to try, but she’s the first to succeed—to seize Donald Trump by his collar, and hold him accountable by the American judicial system. She’s done it! Now she and I have to decide what we’re gonna do next.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Robbie Kaplan! The lead attorney who just won Carroll v. Trump!
And, don’t ya just know, no two people on earth have as much fun in the MSNBC Hair-and-Makeup Room as Robbie and me! And don’t we look good on Rachel? Here’s the clip!
In the coming weeks I’m gonna tell you about the brilliant team of lawyers who made this victory possible—Champion skiers! Track stars nick-named “the sexy blur! People with IQ’s of 538! Men who are Honorable women! It’s a staggeringly brilliant gang of hilarious, fighting, righteous, indefatigable, lovable characters who practice the pugilist science called JUSTICE. You will end up loving them as I do. Stay tuned!
P.S. Look what Sophia and the Supstackians sent! PEONIES!!
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Smashing on Rachel, both of you! Yes, get that man to just shut up. You deserve peonies every damn day.
Beloved E. Jean! Beloved Robbie and All Who Work with Her! You are stars in the firmament and have boosted us ALL up with your win.