In Praise of Boobs
Luscious and Opulent Reader!
Because our boobs have nourished the human race…
Because our boobs are beautiful…
Because the Supreme Court has over-turned our reproductive rights…
Because our bodies are now under the supervision of men who run state legislatures…
What’s next? Will they tells us what to do with our breasts? Will they tell us the milk we make is not ours to give?
So—while we are still free and bouncing…..
Let Us Praise Our Jugs
How old were you when they arrived?
What was your reaction when they popped up?
Do you remember your first bra?
How fabulous were your boobs in high school? How marvelous are they now?
How much pleasure have your breasts given you throughout your life?
How much pain?
And . . . how much life on this planet have they nurtured?
BONUS: Give us your best breast story.
My friend Val Monroe’s grand daughter saw her breasts recently. Val describes it wonderfully in her latest Substack.
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