Checkmate
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Dear E. Jean----
I am a man who enjoys playing chess. Today I played a game of chess against a woman and she defeated me in a very embarrassing defeat for me. It was so embarrassing!!! She had me in very serious trouble from the very start of the game…….and then she defeated me, using her queen (her female piece) to trap my helpless king (my male piece). When she declared “Checkmate”…….it was so embarrassing!!! Hearing her say that dreaded word…….”Checkmate”…….caused me to start blushing……this defeat was SO embarrassing!!!
I could find no escape for my helpless king. At this point, I conceded defeat to my female opponent. Conceding defeat to her was so embarrassing as well!!!
E. Jean, as embarrassing as this defeat was for me, at the same time, I was starting to feel turned on as my opponent was closing in on her victory. At the time that the “mating” was taking place, I was starting to feel very…
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