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I'm Getting a Face Lift

I'm Getting a Face Lift

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E. Jean Carroll
Aug 22, 2023
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And . . . What Are YOU Renovating This Summer, Glamorous Reader? Your Garden? Your Kitchen? Your Knobs? Your Pulls? Your Husband? Or . . . Are You Just Slappin’ a Coat of Paint on Your Toe Nails and Calling It a Day?

Ok.

Ok.

Ok.

The face lift I’m jawing about is an enchanting new garden path winding through the trees to the Ask E. Jean hovel.

Here’s the pile of muddy Delaware River rock which I’m washing (washing! my Gawd!) before laying the path.

P.S.

Yes. I did visit the famous plastic surgeon, Dr. Mihye Choi of NYU and we talked about getting a face lift, but…………NOT YET! So let’s entertain ourselves, Refreshed Reader, and hear about what you are overhauling, installing, tearing-down, building-up, and revamping this summer:

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