I Need Your Advice!
PLEASE!!!
Dangerous Reader!
I am in the dark! Tell me about the lights in your living room! Advise me! Guide me! Take me by my gnarled—yet lackadaisically-manicured hand—and INSTRUCT me!
I live in a forest. The Hovel is darker than Plato’s Cave. No matter how many lights I drag into this joint, I can't see! Do please tell me what lights you recommend—Floor lamps! Wall lamps! Table lamps! I am helpless here!
My price range? Somewhere between Birthday cake candles and Ikea floor lamps.
Or . . . should I just order four or five of these beauts? I confess this is what I was about to buy before I decided to ask your help!
I mean, really, now, Dangerous! Can you beat the look, the price, and the classic vibe of this lamp? You can? Excellent! Tell me!
To give you an idea of the current Hovel Lumination Level . . . .
I like table lamps. I like yer floor lamps. I do not like overheads.
I think I’m no help at all. But I love giving advice.
You're so funny. No matter what kind of lousy mood I am in, you make me laugh. One could not imagine the world getting MORE unfair, and yet today it has gotten even more unfair in TN. I saw all that shit, and then I see this off the chart request for lighting. "Readers! Help me!" and I got bounced back into my good mood. I am the farthest thing from an interior decorator but I know they say soft light. Get an artistic lampshade that is like a painting! And keep writing these nutty, off the wall, juicy questions. You just might be keeping our souls alive.