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How To Change Your Life
Here I am, the Old Crone, livin’ on a mountain top, nuthin’ much happenin’, gettin’ up in the mornin’, gettin’ dressed, takin’ a selfie…
And . . . BOOM! MY World Explodes.
I get a new dog. Her name is Miss Havisham.
(Sure, I got other stuff going on, but a dog adds a glimmering joy to every hour, and, yes, that’s my long underwear hanging there 👇🏽 on the clothes line.)
Miss Havisham stands on the kitchen table cuz she RULES!
And no one* goes in OR out the front door without getting Miss Havisham’s permission.
*By “no one” I mean Guffington Von Fluke and Vagina T. Fireball.
But Miss Sham and Guff get along pretty good
Miss Havisham (like Guff) is a rescue. My brother Tom says Great Pyrenees are the most moral dog breed, so Sham no doubt believes all creatures are equal . . . . .
Three days ago, we filled our Proposed Amended Complaint for Carroll 1—written by the illustrious Robbie Kaplan, Joshua Matz, Matt Craig, Shawn Crowley, Mike Ferrara, and Trevor Morrison—seeking new damages for Trump’s vile comments on CNN and his foul rants on Truth Social. Here’s the Amended Complaint—it has a terrible beauty.
Here’s George Conway (who’s had BIG changes in his own life) explaining the Complaint:
Yesterday, Federal Judge, Lewis Kaplan set the schedule for Trump’s response. The former president must reply by tomorrow.
So…..THIS is how we change Donald’s Trump’s life.
And now….let’s talk about all the changes, big and small, going on in YOUR one, precious Conflabbian life.
The Conflab is the fizziest, most unpredictable, mad, resilient, impulsive, ornery, brilliant bunch of viziers on God’s green globe. And for three long weeks, what with yakking about the Trial and CNN and filing NEW defamation suits, we haven’t had a chance to let down what’s left of our hair, and tell each other what’s been going on.
So….What’s Up, my luvs? Life happens in the tiny changes…….Let’s hear about yours.
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