How To Bend The Knee

Focus on gentle exercises like A) casting down your eyes, B), fluttering your lashes, and, C) refusing to represent federal clients who are trying to stop Trump from destroying America from the inside out.

For instance, the Great and Storied law firm, Paul Weiss—always at the front in the fight for civil rights—shows us how to increase our range of motion, remove our spines, and bend the knee to Trump:

And at this very time when we need smart lawyers to fight Trump, what is Trump doing?

Trump is installing his Most Beautiful Attorney to prosecute our fellow citizens who will need smart to defend themselves . . .