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Getting Into Bed

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E. Jean Carroll
Dec 01, 2023
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Beauteous and Peerless Reader!

Of all the cribs, cots, cradles, bunk beds, camp beds, dorm beds, hotel beds, futons, water beds, and Murphy beds you’ve known —what’s the . . .

1. Best Bed You’ve Ever Slept In?

2. What Are You Sleeping In Now?

3. What Is Your Bed Wearing This Winter?

4. Your Favorite Bed Snack?

5. Your Most-Beloved Bed Time Story?

6. 💥BONUS💥

What’s the Worst Bed You’ve Ever Slept In?

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