Get Your Girdle, Myrtle!

Shrewd and Sylph-like Reader!

Do you remember garter belts, my darling? Girdles? Cross-Your-Heart bras? What’s the history of your lingerie?

What pushed you out in your twenties? Held you up in your thirties? Pulled you in, in your forties?

Now, of course, we can be ANY shape we desire—thanks to Spanx, Skimms, Uniglo Heattech tights (What????? You haven’t discovered the Uniglo Heattech miracles?? All I can say is they’re totally worth the two-and-half hour, full-body workout trying to get them on!) What shapers are you wearing now?

Bonus Question:

Have you ever found a comfortable bra?

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