EeeeeeeGads!!!!!
My Beloved, Most Beauteous and Most Fabulous Confrères!
I have traveled 47.3 BILLION miles (81 times around the sun) at 67,000 mph……with the sun speeding me along at 514,000 mph through the Milky Way……and the Milky Way whirling me through the universe at 1.3 million mph……just so I could give you 81% off a YEAR’s subscription to Old E. Jean!!
Only good for the next 48 hours, baby….just like my hair style. . . .
I just subscribed and thank you for the discount! A HUGE THANKS FOR standing up to the Orange Orangutan! Thank you from all of us women that have been sexually assaulted and were never able to get our own justice.
81% off: What a great deal— at the same time, your 81st Birthday IS a BIG deal. I love you, E. Jean!