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My Beloved, Most Beauteous and Most Fabulous Confrères!

I have traveled 47.3 BILLION miles (81 times around the sun) at 67,000 mph……with the sun speeding me along at 514,000 mph through the Milky Way……and the Milky Way whirling me through the universe at 1.3 million mph……just so I could give you 81% off a YEAR’s subscription to Old E. Jean!!

Only good for the next 48 hours, baby….just like my hair style. . . .