E. Jean's GOP 4th of July Cocktail Recipe!
Hail, Readers!
Run get your Champagne flute. Now, now, don’t stand there lookin’ at me like you don’t have a Champagne flute. What have you got? A tankard? A stein? A snifter? tumbler? A goblet? Any damn glass? Fine. Run and fetch them.
All right, everybody—ready? We have a VERY juicy letter today (see below), but first we’re gonna make a special cocktail called the . . .
Adios Asshole
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