DOGS

The Only Creatures Who Will Love You More Than You Love Yourself

Let Us Now Praise our Pooches

1. Her esteemed name?

2. Her illustrious ancestry?

3. Her most stunning beauty feature?

4. Her most adored possession?

5. Her greatest achievement?

6. Her most striking personality trait?

7. Her highest heroic feat?

8. And . . . what does she admire most about you?

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Next month we do alien geniuses—i.e. cats.

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