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Aug 13, 2022
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U.S. DISTRICT COURT OF ASK E. JEAN:

CASE NO. 23

SEARCH AND SURPRISE WARRANT

You are commanded to immediately reveal your answers to the following questions or your evening snack will be dashed against the wall, your precious childhood box of keepsake secrets will be seized, and you will interviewed with a bright light turned upon you….(after an FBI woman removes all your makeup).

The Future of America is at stake:

DARLING, Have You Ever Violated the Espionage Act and . . .

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